out of the mouths of babes, or, a moment in the life of a library supervisor

Small girl:  Are you wearing a wig?
Me: No, why?
Small girl: Well, then why is your hair that color?
Parents of small girl: *Gasp!*
Me, taken aback but chuckling: Well, it wasn't exactly intentional.
At which point everyone, including the small girl, starts laughing uproariously.

Just about the perfect way to end a day at work.