Cris: Emily, your ass looks great in those pants!
Me: Why Cris, I didn't know you felt that way.
Cris: Oh! I didn't mean it that way! I mean, not that I wouldn't mean it that way, if I felt that way, but I don't feel that way. [Long pause.] Where'd you get them?
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I think we need an accompanying photo to this blog post... :)
I love this.
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