6.21.2001 Budweiser for your Birthday
Hello Ms. Emily McNeil,
Your friend, Nathan McNeil, informed the good folk here at Budweiser that you would be enjoying Budweiser Beer for your Birthday this year. We would like to let you know that we appreciate your decision to drink our fine product. We know of no other beer that costs as much to brew or tastes as good as beech wood aged Budweiser.
Have a happy birthday and enjoy Budweiser responsibly.
Your Friends at Budweiser Customer Relations
6.26.2001 Birthday Failure
We were informed that you would be drinking Budweiser and hence wanted to wish you a happy birthday. However, it has since come to our attention that you in fact drank no Budweiser whatsoever on your birthday. We hereby retract our wishes for a happy birthday.
Budweiser Customer Relations