Him: Hello, miss! Your usual?
Me: Yes, please.
Him: Have you voted yet?
Me: Gah, I spent over an hour on line this morning!
Him: Me, I cannot vote. But can I ask... who did you vote for?
Him: You New Yorkers, you are all the same!
Me (slightly taken aback): Oh... who would you have voted for?
Him: Mr. Obama, of course!